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Q and A jokes |
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| Description: |
A short list of quick-fire Q
and A jokes. Warning: although these jokes are clean and
inoffensive, they are the absolute world's worst!
Download at your own risk! |
| Download: |
qandajokes.pdf |
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| Single panel cartoons |
| Description: |
A selection of hilarious
cartoons, each comprising of only one panel. |
| Download: |
singlepanelcartoons.pdf |
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| US adverts |
| Description: |
A selection of funny adverts
and articles found in United States newspapers. |
| Download: |
usadverts.pdf |
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| Droodles |
| Description: |
A collection of daft, but
funny, droodles drawn by Andy Lyle. |
| Download: |
droodles.pdf |
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| Family Fortunes |
| Description: |
A list of actual
questions and daft answers given by contestants in the UK
TV game show Family Fortunes. |
| Download: |
familyfortunes.pdf |
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| The Weakest Link |
| Description: |
A list of actual
questions and daft answers given by contestants in the UK
TV game show The Weakest Link. |
| Download: |
theweakestlink.pdf |
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| The Chase |
| Description: |
A list of actual
questions and daft answers given by contestants in the UK
TV game show The Chase. Also a list of funny questions
written for the host to ask on the same show. |
| Download: |
thechase.pdf |
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| Wrong exam answers |
| Description: |
A list of actual
questions and hilarious answers written down by students
whilst sitting their school/university exams. |
| Download: |
wrongexamanswers.pdf |
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| Motor insurance claims |
| Description: |
A list of funny quotes which
drivers have written on motor insurance claim forms after
having been in an accident. |
| Download: |
motorinsuranceclaims.pdf |
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| Murphy's laws |
| Description: |
A list of Murphy's laws
(sod's laws), known as adages or epigrams, most (if not
all) of which are quite true. |
| Download: |
murphyslaws.pdf |
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| Fife songs |
| Description: |
A list of song titles and
their respective artists, with the titles changed
slightly, so they can be more understandable to the good
people of Fife. |
| Download: |
fifesongs.pdf |
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| The bricklayer |
| Description: |
An accident report a
bricklayer had to present to his insurance company after
suffering injuries at a building site. |
| Download: |
thebricklayer.pdf |
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| The coffin |
| Description: |
A tale about a man who
experienced strange goings on from a nearby cemetery
whilst walking home one night. |
| Download: |
thecoffin.pdf |
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| The hitman |
| Description: |
A tale of a man who is broke
and has an unhappy marriage, and decides to hire a hitman
to murder his wife. |
| Download: |
thehitman.pdf |
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| The man who loved baked beans |
| Description: |
A tale of a man who had a
passion for baked beans, and the embarrassing, but
somewhat lively reaction they had on him. |
| Download: |
themanwholovedbakedbeans.pdf |
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| Diary of a non-Scot |
| Description: |
A short diary written by a
non-Scot when he and his family moved to a small village
in the Scottish Highlands during the winter season. This
turned out to be short lived due the severe weather and a
few unruly residents which made his stay gradually go
from fantastic to horrible. |
| Download: |
diaryofanonscot.pdf |
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| Funny |
| Description: |
A very funny download (well, Andy thinks
it's funny). |
| Download: |
funny.pdf |
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